It's every home- and business owner's worst nightmare - walking in to a room in your house or business premises only to discover you have been burgled. But it happens, and when it does, you call the police. But what happens if you ARE the police? Who do you call then?

A few years ago it was reported that millions was being spent on armed response security services to cover police station. One has to wonder if this shouldn't become mandatory given the scale of this burglary in Hazyview, Mpumulanga at a police station that has been closed since 2007. Sure, this is somewhat old news, but the true scope of this incident is only coming to light now. Little facts that are emerging that gives an entirely new meaning to the word "eish".

According to reports, 60 firearms went missing. 60. And I'm not talking about your everyday gangsta pistols - no no, these were don't 'f*** with me' pieces a little too hard to conceal next to your ball sack, or even under your jacket. We're talking hand canons like R5 rifles and 12 gauge shotguns here. Weapons that some other police forces around the world have only *heard* of when whispered about in dark corridors. But what's a firearm without ammo? You need bullets for these bad boys, and it's not like you can just shop for them at your local taxi-rank either. But what you really want is a supply in Rambo proportions. 50 000 rounds should do the trick - if you want to stage a coup from one side of the car, and a drive-by from the other.

The thing is though, how the hell do you just "lose" an arsenal this size? It's not like someone sneaked in a packed lunch and five minutes later emerged with an R5 rifle in its place, now is it? This took a whole lot of planning and at least one corrupt bastard on the inside to pull this off.

In the mean time, when criminals violate your space, who you gonna call?