So Jacob Zuma appologised over the weekend to the nation. But that apology may as well have been written on a used condom - if he could find one that is.

But the plot thickened further as several newspapers reported that there is now a distinct number of senior ANC officials who are very unhappy with Zuma. Naturally the opposition parties are all calling for Mr Zuma to step down as al presidente, but that will likely not happen - especially given the incredible effort it took for him to get there in the first place.

Mr Zuma obviously cannot be trusted when his pecker is the one making decisions. Especially given that this is now the second time he has had to subsequently apologise for said pecker's bad decision making. One thing is clear though - if you are Jacob Zuma's friend, hide your daughters.